"The Hamdog"

I think I might have had a cardiac event just reading the description of this dish at a Georgia bar:

"The dish, a specialty of Mulligan's, a suburban bar, is a hot dog wrapped by a beef patty that's deep fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions and served on a hoagie bun. Oh yeah, it's also topped with a fried egg and two fistfuls of fries."

http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/diet.fitness/02/14/southern.staples.ap/index.html